“Mumbai, a city springing with life, is the wosrt place on earth for tourists”, observes a TripAdvisor Survey. To the locals taking pride in being a Mumbaikar, I’d say, jump off cloud 9!
Are you confident enough to say that you know this city well? Well, it’s time to put your wisdom at test!
If you haven’t been through these excruciating and enchanting experiences, you haven’t known Mumbai at all.
1) Rain Rain go away, never come again another day!
Needless to say, the monsoon of Mumbai is one of the most popular which has left the city crippled. With water logging, water shedding, leaks in drainage and so much more have kept us struggling with problems too many. For some, it seems pleasing but for most of us it tops the ” getting rid of” list. The place is most unhygenic during this period with stinking garbage consuming more areas of the roads than vehicles can! The streets are so commonly loaded with trash that without it Mumbai would look anything but Mumbai. And if you haven’t waded through the knee deep water of Mumbai, you haven’t known the miraculous city all together!!
2) Vada Pav
The spicy deep fried mashed potato balls bathed in flour and clothed in a soft bun called pav is the city’s favourite recipe. This typical blend of spices which is cheap, hygienic as well as fulfilling is found in every corner of every street of Mumbai. Seems to be a local version of McDonald’s Aloo Tikki burger! Mumbaiyaa Style!
3) Beep! Beep! Beep!
Here, the traffic jams are an astonishing phenomenon. Vehicles never seem to budge in any time of the year. Summers are torturing while monsoons are even more! Drivers spend a hectic day cursing and abusing whoever comes their way. The speedometer hits 10-30km/hr on an average day.
No less.
No more.
This massive traffic and continual honking has tormented each one of us and will continue to do so.
(A piece of advice would be to carry your knitting set while travelling long distance.)
4) Rail, making me wail!
Mumbai local trains are yet another disaster. You are a very fortunate person if you have the privilege of being seated in the local trains. The rush hours of morning and evening does not even permit to step on board. Mumbaikars possess superhuman qualities of jumping in and out of the train while foreigners beat the brow to figure out the whole local train system. A live example of unity in diversity is displayed in the snapshot above. And while you are travelling in Mumbai local trains, just go with the flow!
5) Beggars (3 din se khaya nahi Sahab!)
There is not a single traffic signal deprived of beggars. You will certainly find them on each pavement changing shifts from time to time. Their working hours are from 9am-9pm and if they are on a night shift the time changes from 9pm-3am. These panhandlers are seen everywhere with a severed hand or a blind eye or a faked limp. Although their income generation in a day is sufficient to feed them for two long days, they are hungry as ever! It becomes difficult to unmask their identity. It has been revealed that luxurious beggars earn 1000-1500 rupees per day accounting to 30,000-45,000 per year. So if you haven’t encountered and pitied a beggar you haven’t known Mumbai all along!
(Note: No content of this article is meant to hurt/degrade/offend anyone. It is purely on the basis of personal observation.)
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Thank you. 🙂
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Good Attempt Alisha. 🙂
What about the auto rickshaw wala : “Chutta nahi hai.” Miraculously, in spite of running the auto for whole day they never have change and we poor people never say anything to them. And when a passenger genuinely does not have change the auto walas are like, “Pehle bolna chahiye tha.” :-O :p
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Hehehehehe.. How strange if is! BNow, are we supposed to carry “chutta” with us wherever we go. There are more such things as shopping on linking road or dancing in the blackwaters of juhu which I didn’t include..
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Well, your next article is in row then. Part two :-p
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Certainly, I’ll give it a thought!
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Haha…how can u forget paaaaannnndddduuuusss…
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😆
With protruding bellies.. 😀 xD
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Haha alisha that beggar thingy hit the bull’s eye! An issue worth the limelight its deprived of…
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Haha….. that’s was really a scary introduction of Mumbai for me as I haven’t been there yet…still it shall be adventurous to survive there as I’m intuitive about it. You get to see life more closely in such types of places…..Delhi also is some what same like Mumbai in some ways . 🙂
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You are heartily welcome! It will be one hell of an odyssey. I bet!
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1000 to 1500 rupees per day accounts to 30000 to 45000 per (month)! i m sorry…..
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You need not be. India’s Richest Beggars Will Make You Feel Really Bad About Yourself http://www.scoopwhoop.com/humor/rich-beggars/?ref=wa
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There’s an error in number 4) 1000 to 1500 rupees per day accounting to 30000 to 45000 per month! Thanks, Afmai.
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Nice
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you are a mumbaikar?
Trains aren’t a disaster, they are the life. I have travelled 4 years in them and will have to do more in the months to come.
You forgot pav bhaji?
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Yes, they truly are. Without them Mumbai is not complete. But with the buzzing population, someone travelling for the first time finds really hard to cope up with it. Guess what, I have to make a part two consisting of so many other things that I didn’t mention. 🙂
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You will need more than a couple of parts
Honestly Mumbai is nothing without its people, cursory yet kind
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True that!
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Right!
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Wowowwww. . I could totally relate to this being in Mumbai since the past 1.5 years … awesome write up alisha
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Thank you Himali. 🙂
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👌✌👍
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I m waiting for your next post,i hope you do it soon…
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It’s done!
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Those are synonymous here in the Philippines. The monsoon, the traffic, the food ( but not that though ), the beggars and the trails.
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Maybe because the population there is kept at bay and here, you know it!
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Lol!! What an attempt to bring the life of Mumbai and mumbaikars. Amazing!! 🙂
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Thank you. 😉
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Appala blog farach uttam aahe 😛 U can understand that .. XD
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😅😅😅😅😂 dhanyawad.
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