You read it right! You won’t be suffering from any sort of ailment that you usually do when your book is in your hand especially while preparing for an examination. I’m not going to blow a magic mantra on you, I wish I knew one myself! I’m going to teach you tips and tricks to cheat during an exam. Sounds cool right?
No.1. The magic phone
Clicking pictures of your not so favourite answers on your cell phone and then thumping it down in your paper. If you aren’t skilled enough to do it in the classroom, why not make use of the restroom?
No2. Chits for cheats
If that hot-headed professor of yours doesn’t permit you to carry your mobile phone with you, then don’t be disappointed. We have many more options to explore. Write your pointers on a chit of paper and hide it someplace in the washroom. Whenever you aren’t sure what points comes next, attend the nature’s call. 😜
No.3. The forearm technique
Write as much as you can on your bulky forearm in tiny font so you get to write as many answers as possible. Cover it up wearing a full sleeved tee or a shirt. If you feel you need a glimpse, roll up your sleeve and rock on!!
No.4 Girls! Crazy about scarves?
If yes then you are rescued and if not then grab one already. Dig in your wireless Bluetooth in your ear and secure your scarf around your head. Call your friend sitting just like you at the other end and get started.
No.5 my favourite. *highly recommended for students bad at formulas*
Writing on the sides of your fingers. It works best for writing formulas and keywords as there’s restricted usage of space. For your better understanding, here’s a pic.👇
No.6. Desk service.
Never scribble words on the desk with a pen. It catchy and there are high risks of you been found guilty. If you want an easier way out, use a pencil and when a professor comes to check on you, erase it.
No.7. Don’t.
Never pass on your answer sheet to your friend if you are not 100% sure of getting it back. Getting low grades is better than scoring a big zero.
No8. eye contact.
Behave as if you aren’t doing anything unusual. Do not look at the examiner for more than five seconds. Professors keep a sharp eye toward any untoward activity. Stay calm. Don’t look suspicious.
No.9. Inside your shoe you will find a clue.
Keep your little chit bit inside your shoe like the picture below. Or you can place it in your socks vertically a little exposed at the rim so that you can pull up your sock, no, pull up your chit as and when you want!
10. Students actually use this trick.
Well, I’m speechless.
Note: I do not encourage dishonest and illegal practices. I’m an honest and a hard-working person who have used some of the above tricks twice or thrice during class tests.
Students caught copying by the vigilance squad is given a three-year imprisonment as per the current practice. Besides, if an educational institute avoids giving any sort of information asked by parents or students or misleads them, then one pay hike of the respective official of the educational institute is stopped. For supervisors, who ignore irregularities or cheating happening during examination, his remuneration is cancelled.
TOI
I did use 7 today, and yes, I’ll vouch for that.
Great post, pretty fun to read!
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Thank you Udit!
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Welcome. And it’s pretty good that you believe in what you sow as you stated.
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That’ seems like quite experienced person you yaar heheheh just kidding girl well nice it is…..
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Thank you 🙂
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This is hilarious! *chuckles*
Even though I am not much of a “cheater”,I have seen people around me do these all the time. And it cracks me up. Like seriously.:P
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And I have been helping people in writing answers and taking risks. I do not do it because I like cheating but because I don’t like looking at their puppy faces begging me to show just the first word. 😀
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Hahahaha I don’t mind helping others. It’s the taking help that makes me wanna stop and suddenly get a conscience. Well,college kinda changed that,too.:P
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Hahah nicee! When you are learning medicine the thing is you have NO IDEA what to write and keep beforehand! One of my friends used to write on her thigh and I remember one professor almost caught her but couldn’t phrase his words to ask her to pull up her skirt. Thank god for unnecessary modesty. 😉
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Oh my god, that’s hilarious! Haha!
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😀
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True story 😉
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XD
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Hehehe!! I didn’t mention one more trick here as I was very ashamed to do write it in words. Students also hide chits in their undergarments and they have told me they do that. This is not only about guys but about girls too.
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Hahah! They go through so much to copy, you’d think they would just learn a little and attend the exam. 😛 I don’t have the energy to go through elaborate schemes to copy!!
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Yoy are right! Students actually use these techniques 😛 As I was a lecturer in college so know this truth very well. Even they have many more techniques😄
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Please enlighten us professor! 😃😁
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😄 😉
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What even? Haha 😂
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Showing people the wrong path. Unexpected of you! Disappointed.
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Saiz,
This is a light hearted piece to remind readers of the technique that they used or have seen their friends do it. And I have clearly mentioned in the note that I discourage extreme practices.
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Okay! I’m extremely sorry.
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Hey! Why sorry? I like readers who give honest feedback. Thank you, indeed. I appreciate. 🙂
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Haha very funny, but seriously if we use the same art of cheating to remember our answers, that might be easy…😜😜 you took some the pictures right!! For this post… Very nice..
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Yeah! I wanted to click all of them but I was somewhat busy. Thanks dear!
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Lol! If only I read this when I was in university ha ha 😀
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Hahaha! 😀
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I will tell you a funny story related to this. So a friend of mine was writing a replacement exam and there was another girl in front of him writing the exam also. It was just two of them in a room. So, he asked her for the answer sheet but she refused (professor went out of the class) so he just got up and snatched the sheet, looked at the answer and gave it back. He told her even if you tell the professor, you do not have a proof that I did it hahaha. Anyways, I have seen much worse. Have a great day. Best wishes and regards.
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Hahahaha.. that needs a lot of bravery! He might have wanted the answer desperately. I could visualize everything happening. Lol. The way he said her. Thanks for sharing. 😂
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Reminds me of this one time I wrote down the entire re-activity series of the elements on the inside of my palms. It ended up not being needed, but i never got caught either 😉
Nice post, don’t know how helpful it is to most though.
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Thank you. I have written it on my forearm a lot many times. It works!
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Hahaha. Really nice. 😂✌🏻️😌
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😁 thank you.😁
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Lol, except the mobile and Bluetooth and things with technology, I have pretty much tried everything. Reminded me of the good old days 😛
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Are you serious? People who find the easier way out are more intelligent than people who work hard.
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It’s seriously uncool to do all these but then I wanted to experience what it felt like 😛 So tried couple of times.No no, not justifying. We were all scums in school anyways 😛
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😉 its good to taste every flavour of life.
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Well, I was young and stupid. 😛
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Now i unDerstood.
You have exams coming up, hence the ups and down 😛
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And my stupid exams ended today. *dancing*
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Are wah. Congrats.
Where’s the party?
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Thank you 😊 party is in Malad. XD
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For once, I would like someone to say party is in dombivali.
Four years of college and all the parties were in western line.
Enjoy!
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Okay so I’ll fulfilled your wish. Party is in dombivali. Hahhaha.. that’s ridiculous!!
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Well at least someone said it. 🙂
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You’re welcome. Now when are you going to update your blog? No post since ages.
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Sorry.
I will, I have a series of guest blogs lined up, one in every week starting Tues.
I was expecting your input too but you have your exams
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I can give email you the basic idea of a story. You can construct it and work on it if that’s okay because I have ideas but hardly time to develop all of them.
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That’s alright, I am going to post one guest blog a week so you will have time. If you are really interested then construct a post, aaramse, then send it to. We will work something out.
Thanks!
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Okay! That gives me more time than needed. 🙂
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* I can email you and give you the basic idea. (Too many words at once)
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You’re welcome. Now when are you going to update your blog? No post since ages?!
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*fulfill (typo error)
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Yes * means typo 😛
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These are some good tricks. Didn’t knew some of them. I definitely used the desk one though 😀
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I had used them all except the last one. 😂
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All? :O then you must be the topper of ur class I guess 😛
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You guessed it right! 😀
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Wow! We are in the presence of a topper. Knowledge at its peak 😛
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Something like this happened in my country, they caught this babe with expo in her private part.. thats what I call desperation
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Gross! They did justice with her. 😉
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Yeah… arrested and expelled from school
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😂
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Childhood memories.. Can relate very well… 😉
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Holy Shit!
You did it!
I can’t just believe it lol.
hahaha
Awesome post!!!!!!!!!!!
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😆😆😆😆
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The last one lolz..I never seen this lol… Interesting huh
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Heheehe.. it happens all the time
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Ooh that’s interesting huh.. To get more arrears hehe.. Can have nice fun😀
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Hahaha!! Being an engineering student, I usually do this…
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